snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

I wish i could make you into a coat, but a living coat not a dead coat

evangelidong:

people who like the girl with the biggest boobs in an anime just for having big boobs are the most boring people

deanreborn:

WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS

debbiegallagher:

'you don't look gay'

will i look gay when i’m going down on ur girl 

refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

loserboyjean:

destroy the idea that big noses are not good noses

yoenisthemenace:

He was almost President.

meowgon:

☆★♡☆★♡MEOWGON’S 1500 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY☆★♡☆★♡

it’s that time of year again: the time where i send you dicks. this is my third sex toy giveaway and you know the third time’s the charm, so what better time to give away $100 to bad dragon

that’s right $100. i will buy you anything on bad dragon’s website up to $100, including shipping. shipping is about $11 for the US and $33 for international so even international folks can get a $60ish dick. god bless.

RULES
☆ u don’t have to follow me
☆18 or older so help me
☆ likes and reblogs count
☆ keep ur ask box open
☆ you’ll have to gimme your address
☆ ends friday august 1st, 6 am in japan

if you follow me for this giveaway i hope you like cats and yowapedal because that’s all you’ll get

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace