That’s brilliant I need to wear shorts under skirts
That disappointed gif might be my new fav.
THANK YOU ANIME GIRL
This is from “A Certain Magical Index” the character here is one of the most bad ass characters, and has the nickname “Railgun” for some pretty awesome reasons. She got her own spin off series called “A Certain Scientific Railgun” which is personally amazing as all get out.
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET.
LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR
|—||Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed (via perfect)|
im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:
Who the fuck measures dick size in bread
The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.
Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.
but I don’t think I speak that language anymore.
I woke up one day,
and the poems on the wall didn’t make sense
and I couldn’t remember if I was angry or
in love or falling apart or if I was supposed to
feel right in this skin or not.
Every week starts off with the same dream of mirrors,
and they are always all empty.
No one talks about the body in the middle
of the room,
because they don’t see it anymore.
I think I miss you,
but I’m not supposed to bring it up.
My mother calls,
and I only know how to say things like
‘wish you were here,’
and ‘this city’s so dull without you tonight.’
She tells me it isn’t healthy collecting
ghosts like post cards,
and she wishes her knees were still good
so she could pray for me properly.
It turns out a lot of people talk to themselves
just to make sure their voice isn’t gone,
and it isn’t just me.
I am trying to wipe the loneliness from
the walls in this white tiled bathroom,
but it sticks to every surface like a dirty confession.
One of these days I am going to wake up
in my body again.
I wonder if I’ll finally know how to use it
after spending so much time apart.
|—||Y.Z, Gone fishing (via rustyvoices)|
Wow that is depressing.
okay but is that michelle’s fault for pushing for healtheir lunches or is it school districts’ faults for cutting corner by cutting calories but not making lunch any healthier?
let’s look into it.
^^^Agreed. She is trying. School boards aren’t.
EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW
NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
How to build a dome
All Photos © Steve Areen
This is awesome.
this is some tattooine level shit right here
I’m too overloaded with COOOOL to properly appreciate this.
i’m SO jealous