wienerpolice:

Oh man. Today. TODAY. Something incredible happened. I can’t believe I almost forgot.

I sit down for my Japanese test. I am waiting for the test to be passed out when I glance up and look around the room. Then I see it.

I watch as one of the students ties a Naruto headband onto his head, adjusts it, and prepares for the test.

And that’s how I knew I was going to get an A. Because that was so magical, it had to be a sign. The world is a beautiful and terrifying place.

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon as the protagonist of the last show you watched

Sept. 20 8:55 am

justice4mikebrown:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

walkthelonelyroad:

does my messy hair and the dark circles under my eyes in combination with an oversized shirt and slutty underwear turn you on

sconee:

can’t kill us

i’m actually really happy with this considering it started off as a messy sketch and i just fiddled with the effects in sai afterwards :00 

jubilatio:

just.. all sorts of stuff 

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

vinebox:

grandpa Watchn Nicki Minaj Anaconda

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

pacificrimlick:

Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345

If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

abomasnow:

shewpthewewp:

this is the video for reference

he’s breathing so hard

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icons for u n the crew

TOP PLACES TO FIGHT

animesghost:

1. DENNY’S PARKING LOT

2. UNDER A BRIDGE

3. DOLLAR TREE

4. MOM’S GARAGE

5. IN A U-HAUL GOING 100 MPH